Professor Serb Addendum

For the record...

Here are some more recent Professor Serb musings to keep you interested...as it is nearing finals week and I am getting too burnt out on that to have any original thoughts of my own!

-"I am not wasting paper. I am creating jobs in Brazil."

-"Hi Arielle how is your blackberry?"

-"I've flown from what's it thingy" (In reference to Russia.)

-"I mean, I'm not a very moral person...I'm not going to say I don't have mistresses...I met my paht-nah in December 1971, it was the best day of my life and I don't fiddle around with what's it." "Marilyn Monroe?" -"Not my cup of tea."

-"A. I don't know. B...."

-"I don't think much of common sense."

-"We've been together 37 years...Blimey!"

-"You could be sadomasochist bisexual lesbian or what's it. As long as you don't make me a lesbian too."

-"Kennedy said to Kruschev...listen you schmuck."

-"Gene, take the banana off. It's kind of always in my eye."

-"There is this weirdo country, Kazhakstan, wherever that is."

-"Today there are those weirdo fricks in Bandledesh or what."

-"You want a new kidney? Muldova. $5,000."

-"Are your glasses last century or are they with it man?"

-"Americans walk in and say 'what women can't vote or drive cars here?' And the locals say 'no we know better' and the Americans shoot them."

-"The Europeans are minor bastards."

-"I hate your glasses. Four eyes."

-"Hey where is your blackberry? How will you survive?"

-"I mean, I'm not a fascist, however..."

-"Then at the Tower Bridge I got twice wet."

-"I know nobody likes me anyway. I am a loner in this world."

-"He tried to trick me again the little trickster, beggar. I will give him F."

-"I'm German. I don't know if I mentioned it."

-"No no you find your paht-nah on the Internet!"

-"Those stupid people. I've been to Beijing, you can't breath there."

-"I'm fat and pasty-faced and German. I love it."

-"You can get 60% of your last salary to stay home with your flipping child."

-"There are so many jokes about Irish being like rabbits. 18 children per mother or what."

-"What do you want to know about his sexual behavior?"

-"Do you think I want that Dutch army that smokes weed all the time?"

-"Wow those are some colors. Nice one." (While entranced by my pink coat.)

-"Do you have a lady you want to please sexually?"

-"You're funny people. You ask questions. I would be scared if he hadn't smoked dope."

-"60% of London kids have smoked dope. I hope our kids aren't nerds."

-"I don't know anyone who's 20 and hasn't taken E."

-"Sit down Gene."

-"If you're the proverbial black, Jewish, lesbian communist from the ghetto of Chicago, God help you."

-"To the chocolate fountain."

-"If I ever offended anyone with my loose words I apologize...Kareen."

Alright I'm headed to the pub soon, before Professor Serb's class this evening! Cheerio...